A new bottle, Schrodinger’s cat
The lips, the event horizon
The possibilities lie
Beyond the singularity.
The cat, now Cheshire.
A friend raised this question, soberly may I add! It was something that questioned the very foundation of why Single Malts are not just drunk, but discussed, compared, analysed and written so much about; and why enthusiasts place it on a reverential pedestal that is so seldom accorded to other things they enjoy. Simply put, he said, “Do you think we’d be as enthusiastic about Single Malts if it were non alcoholic?”. Well, there are other alcoholic drinks we consume and enjoy; there are even other Scotch Whisky (blended, grain) and Whisky from around the world that we snobbishly pass in favor of The Single Malt Scotch. So, it seemed prima facie at least that though the alcohol might be a factor, it wasn’t all of what drew us partially to Single Malts. What then?
Well, the explanation to why a few of us are so enamoured by Single Malts (of all other types of Whiskies) might on the outset lie in drawing parallels from why certain people follow a particular sport so religiously or form absolute allegiances with certain football clubs and the sort. Though the comparison mirrors subjective reasoning that makes people like certain things, the explanation for which cannot be contained in a completely rational reasoning, there are quite evidently socio-psychological threads at work when we speak of sports and teams - the need to belong, drawing out a sense of identity for the self through association (not too unlike nationalism), or even enhancing self esteem and pride based on team performances and laurels. There may be a bit of brand association at work, but there are blended Scotch Whiskies and Bourbons that are better marketed, are bigger brands and consumed more at scale across the globe. Cultural triggers and availability can explain the Single Malt enthusiasm in Scotland, but what of tourists in excess of a million (according to VisitScotland.com) who pour in annually and fuel the Scotch Whisky tourism industry?
Single Malt Scotch is not alone in this regard - there are the Wine sommeliers, the Tea & Coffee aficionados, Cured Meat charcuteries, Cheese Affineurs et al. So, pursuing the fundamental question with Single Malts as a candidate can in a way be viewed as an introspection of all these various ‘obsessions’ in general.
Whisky in general is more or less considered a social drink, though Stephen King famously said he doesn’t understand social drinking of Whisky and even likened it to kissing one’s own sister, and there may be others who feel that way, but, imagining several drams around a raging bonfire with stories and laughter in the air is naturally associative and easy. William Faulkner famously said ‘Civilization began with Distillation’, and while it may be more of a romantic notion than something to be burdened with the necessity of correlation or proof, Distillation (specially of oil) has for sure been the crux of modern history. Enormous wealth has been spawned through it, national identities have been forged, boundaries drawn and redrawn, wars fought and the post imperialist world as we know it defined as such. It may have been the domestication of fermentation that actually marked our social strides 10,000 years ago and coincided with the dawn of civilizations, but it was the uncanny marriage of fermentation and distillation that signalled the intent of humanity to get to the heart of the matter. To think of selectively discarding and retaining chemical compounds and the ability to do so was no mean feat. It spoke of a deeper understanding of the behaviour of organics and of an ability to control and modify its nature at will within the boundaries of natural possibilities. And then, to play alchemy with the resulting spirit and wood, letting esters and hemicellulase and the like develop to produce aged Whisky (and the sort) seem not to have been just a happy accident. The weather, the economic viability & sense in making good use of abundant raw material for Whisky making, the effect and relief of its consumption to alleviate the trudge of hard labour may all have played a part in making Whisky a ubiquitous social and cultural presence in Scotland, but it is not for any of these reasons that it is produced or drank today.
Single Malt Whisky today is produced more than ever before, and is yet struggling to meet up to global demands of consumers and blenders alike. And for enthusiasts, pouring out a dram and holding it up to the nose is both a moment of stillness and of dance. But what is the dram? Is it what lies in the glass, or what it effusively conveys on the drinker through the process of sipping it? Even without pondering much on the dichotomy of reality and experience, it is the experience of the Whisky that captivates us, and in different ways. The phenols, esters, aldehydes, lactones and other compounds in the Whisky evoke different associations with each one among us depending on our life and experiences - a recall of cherry for one and of raisins for another; orange peel for one, lemongrass for another. But most often than not, around the table, one calls ‘honey’ and the others take a sip, contemplate and nod. On one level, this is just group confirmation bias that is injected by suggestion. But, there is neither honey, or raisin, or any of the million other things we cry out while sipping the dram. What is is a broad set of potentials that can lead to perceived actualities of a quantum reality. A reality created by conscious observation. A reality that starts off with an increasing number of parallel possibilities and converges onto one plane of reality for each of us. And the innocent Whisky gleams on in the glass as quarks pulsating on the potential to create a universe for each. I suppose this is what captivates us.
And the human need for personal connect makes us drive on from one Distillery to another, knowing very well that we’re going to experience the same chain of malt, wort, wash, jo, feints, heart, hoggies, butts and bottles. But what we carry with us as we drive on to the next are stories, anecdotes, smells and images that we subconsciously evoke the next time we pour out a measure of that Distillery’s produce in the warmth of our homes or in the pub and recount those memories. While we’re busy with that, the actual ‘why’ of Whisky making - why a particular Distillery produces the kind of Whisky it produces, why the same set of parameters lead to a totally different spirit elsewhere, why we’re unable to say with any confidence of how Whisky from a new Distillery may taste like until its first outturn - still smiles in a mirth of mystery. Much like the explanation of our own reality and the universe we dwell in. That too, I suppose, is what draws us in.
As they say, there is no bad Whisky. To each, our own. Let the cat out. Let the grin prevail.